Boys are cheats and liars, they’re such a big disgrace, they will tell you anything to get to second base-ball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score, if you let him go all the way then you are a whore-ticulturists study flowers, geologists study rocks, the only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock--roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs, nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug--lers and acrobats and dancing bears named chuck, all boys want to do is...forget it no such luck.